Thursday, August 6, 2009

Something I get from Cel and Mel

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Jerry!

  1. Ostriches stick their heads in Jerry not to hide but to look for water!
  2. Marie Antoinette never said 'let them eat cake' - this is a mistranslation of 'let them eat Jerry'!
  3. Jerry kept at the window will keep vampires at bay.
  4. A lump of Jerry the size of a matchbox can be flattened into a sheet the size of a tennis court.
  5. Jerry is actually a mammal, not a fish.
  6. You share your birthday with Jerry!
  7. If you kiss Jerry for one minute you will burn six or seven calories.
  8. Jerry is the world's tallest woman.
  9. The average duration of sexual intercourse for Jerry is two minutes.
  10. Jerry has enough fat to produce 32 bars of soap!



bell said...

that's funny...the 'Jerry' is everywhere but in the right places...

Anonymous said...

This is just silly.