Thursday, August 6, 2009

Something I get from Cel and Mel

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Jerry!

  1. Ostriches stick their heads in Jerry not to hide but to look for water!
  2. Marie Antoinette never said 'let them eat cake' - this is a mistranslation of 'let them eat Jerry'!
  3. Jerry kept at the window will keep vampires at bay.
  4. A lump of Jerry the size of a matchbox can be flattened into a sheet the size of a tennis court.
  5. Jerry is actually a mammal, not a fish.
  6. You share your birthday with Jerry!
  7. If you kiss Jerry for one minute you will burn six or seven calories.
  8. Jerry is the world's tallest woman.
  9. The average duration of sexual intercourse for Jerry is two minutes.
  10. Jerry has enough fat to produce 32 bars of soap!

Url: http://thesurrealist.co.uk

Monday, August 3, 2009

15 minutes

I guess I can sort of write something out in this 15 minutes. Well, life been pretty much so-so lately, though at time I feel that there is always a room for a change, for a certain things of course. I missed someone i used to love, but that was history, taking a step forward and not looking back is what people always told me. But I'm not a forgiver, and therefore I don't forget people easily. sorry but that has always in my gene, I forgive but not easily forget.

This is what happened when you get yourself drunk

The clan and I were having a blast last Friday night (31st July), and guess what happened when you fill in 2 bottles of Vodka into your system?

Answer: A drunk guy sms-ing his ex saying "I hate you! I hate you so much!".

To be frank, I did not even realize I was texting anyone that night. All I know was I came back around 2, went for a bath and head straight to the bed and sleep. When I woke up the next morning and browsing through "sent" items, the above text came out, damn!

Big sis came for a 2 months visit with little Amanda since June. It is always nice to welcome new members in the family. How I missed Amanda so much. Bro-in-law came last week to accompany them (Big sis and little Amanda) back to Bintulu.


Cute little Manda

My family is having sore throat, but none of them were having flu-like symptom, so that's a good news. I had mine last week but luckily I took an early precaution by taking some lozenge.

By the way, some of you might wonder why is this post entitled 15 minutes. Well, it's 15 minutes before 9pm and I've got nothing to do, so I thought of dropping for a while before I actually do my assignments.

Sunday, August 2, 2009

Lacking of post

Sorry about the lacking of post guys, been away lately to settle some unfinished business and coping up with some emotional aftermath. Anyway, I' m getting sick of my background and layout, I'm going to spice it up a bit, hopefully by this week *fingers crossed*.